Jizz In My Pants 瀉在褲子裏
The Lonely Island
Translated by Meowwwwwww
Sep. 28th, 2009
Lock eyes from across the room
大廳對角 我們視線對焦
down my drink while the rhythms boom
灌下飲料 背景音樂鼓噪
take your hand and skip the names
握妳的手 跳過自我介紹
no need here for the silly games
我倆之間 小動作不需要
make our way through the smoke and crowd
我們排開煙幕與人潮
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
夜店天空 我在妳的雲端飃
move in close as the lasers fly
逐漸靠近 鐳射光束狂飆
our bodies touch and the angels cry
身軀輕觸 天使也要討饒
leave this place go back to yours
離開這裡 去妳家坐
our lips first touch outside your doors
四唇相接在妳家門口
a whole night what we've got in store
徹夜狂歡正等著妳和我
whisper in my ear that you want some more
妳咬著我耳朵說還要更多
and I
而我就
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
瀉在褲子裏
This really never happens you can take my word
這真的從沒發生過 妳可以相信我
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
我不會道歉 有沒有搞錯
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
基本上是妳的錯 誰叫妳跳舞時那樣扭
and now I
搞得我
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
瀉在褲子裏
don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
不准張揚 否則我就到處說妳是騷貨
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
再説本來就是妳錯 誰叫妳的手在我屁股上揉
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
我非常地敏感 有人會欣賞這個優點
Now I'll go home and change
現在讓我回家把衣服換過
I need a few things from the grocery
需要去菜市場買點東西
do things alone now mostly
近來做什麽都是一個人自己
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
心碎之際 沒在找新戀情
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
擡頭一看 頓時大吃一驚
the check out counter and I saw a face
收銀檯前 一張俏臉
My heart stood still so did time and space
我心跳漏拍 時空也暫停
Never felt that I could feel real again
從未預期我還能感受生命
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
而她的眼睛訴説著她也孤寂
She turned to me that's when she said it
她面向我 終于開口
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
目光緊鎖著我 她問說“刷卡還是付現金？”
And I
而我就
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
瀉在了褲子裏
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
一切正常 我沒什麽毛病
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
不過需要叫人來三號走道清理清理
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
此刻我站姿僵硬 全因爲我
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
瀉在了褲子裏
To be fair you were flirting a lot
實話說妳剛剛調情也未免太猛
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
還有妳把罐頭裝進袋子的樣子讓我一身邪火
please stop acting like you're not impressed
拜托省省妳現在那副假裝不屑
One more thing, I'm gonna play by check
哦再告訴妳 我是要用支票付費
Last week - I saw a film
上個禮拜 我看了部片
As I recall it was a horror film
如果我沒記錯那是部恐怖片
Walked outside into the rain
散場後步入雨幕裏面
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
看看手機 上面有妳的來電 而我就
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
瀉在了褲子裏
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
公路上飛馳超速 警車燈亮跟著追逐
need to get away need to make a dash
還不快閃 我得催油加速
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
登時音樂播放出讓我想起妳的曲目 而我就
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
瀉在褲子裏
The next day my alarm goes off and I
第二天鬧鐘一響我就
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
瀉在褲子裏
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
打開窗戶一陣風吹過我就
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
瀉在褲子裏
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
靈異第六感最後布魯斯威利斯一葛屁我就
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
瀉在了褲子裏
I just ate a grape and I
我吃了顆葡萄然後就
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
瀉在了…褲子…裏
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
瀉在了…褲子…裏
Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...
好了別閙了你們 夠了好嗎
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
我肯定瀉在褲子裏 只要身旁有個妳
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
每當我們手牽手 感覺與嘿咻無異
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
妳說我這是早洩 我說這是爽到底
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
我全天候帶著套子 在我而言是必須
Cuz I
因爲我會
JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
瀉在褲子裏
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
（我會瀉在褲子裏 我會瀉在褲子裏 對我會瀉在褲子裏 對我會瀉在褲子裏 ）
yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
對我很會瀉在褲子裏
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
（我就會瀉在褲子裏 我就會瀉在褲子裏）
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