2012年1月16日 星期一

誰喝了我的酒?

老和尚,就是喜歡小酌幾杯,在床下藏了一甕酒。
有一天,發現酒不見了,但又不好明問是誰偷了他的酒。
於是,在第二天的早課當中,用隱喻的方式問"
沒有想到每個徒弟都很有根,也都老實招了。
老和尚:好久不見 (好酒不見)。
大徒弟:善哉,善哉 (台語:誰知道)。
二徒弟:阿彌陀佛 (我沒偷喝)。
三徒弟:我佛慈悲 (我喝十杯)。
老和尚想,你才喝十杯,那其它的呢?
這個時候徒弟擔心東窗事發
趕緊說:罪過,罪過 (醉過)。

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Jaron David Lowenstein 史上最毒分手歌 Pray For You -中文字幕.flv


史上最毒分手歌《Pray For You》,44秒歌詞開始大亮~
pray for you 英文歌詞:
I haven't been to church since I don't remember when
Things were going great til they fell apart again
So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do
He said you can't go hatin' others who have done wrong to you
Sometimes we get angry but we must not condemn
Let the good Lord do his job, you just pray for them
I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you
I'm really glad I found my way to church
Cause I'm already feelin' better and I thank God for the words
Yeah, I'm gonna take the high road and do what the preacher told me to do
You keep messin' up, and I'll keep prayin' for you
I pray your tire goes out at 110
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend
And wake up with his and her tattoos
I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are, near or far
In your house or in your car
Wherever you are, honey, I pray for you


pray for you 中文歌詞:
我已經許久沒去教堂了
在你劈腿前我過的都還不錯
所以我決定聽牧師的箴言
問他我該怎麼辦
他說:你不該對傷害你的人心懷恨意
有時我們會怨天尤人但我們不該如此
就讓上帝解決,而你只需為她們禱告
我祈禱你的輪胎爆胎並且滾下山丘
我祈禱花瓶從窗台掉落
就像我期望的那樣擊中你的頭
我祈禱沒人在你生日那天打電話祝賀
我祈禱你坐的飛機飛到高空時引擎熄火
我祈禱你的夢想都會幻滅
甜心,就是知道不論你在哪,我會為你祈禱
我很高興我找到上教堂的理
因為我現在心情變好並且謝謝上帝的箴言
我知道我將往前邁進並且做著當初牧師告誡我的話
你繼續搞砸自己的生活,我會繼續為你祈禱
我祈禱你的輪胎剛好在時速110時爆胎
我祈禱你和你的死黨喝昏了
起來時發現背上有他和她的刺青
我祈禱你的輪胎爆胎並且滾下山
我祈禱花瓶從窗台掉落
就像我期望的那樣擊中你的頭
我祈禱沒人在你生日那天打電話祝賀
我祈禱你坐的飛機飛到高空時引擎熄火
我祈禱你的夢想都會幻滅
甜心,就是知道不論你在哪,遠或近
在你家或是在你的車
甜心,無論你在哪,我會為你祈禱
我會為你祈禱

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Miley 麥莉 -7 Things 7 Things(七大排行榜) 中英文歌詞



7 Things(七大排行榜)


I probably shouldn't say this
有些話或許不該說
But at times I get so scared
有時候實在很擔心
When I think about the previous
當我回想起從前
Relationship we've shared
兩人世界彼此珍惜




It was awesome but we lost it
曾經擁有如今失去
It's not possible for me not to care
我怎麼可能不在乎
Now we're standing in the rain
像是一陣狂風暴雨
But nothing's ever gonna change
如今又能改變什麼
Until you hear, my dear
除非你聽的進去,親愛的




The 7 things I hate about you
我討厭你的七大排行榜
The 7 things I hate about you
我討厭你的七大排行榜
You're vain, your games, you're insecure
你自大、你裝死、你沒安全感
You love me, you like her
你愛我,你又喜歡他
You make me laugh, you make me cry
你讓我笑 你又讓我哭
I don't know which side to buy
到底要我怎麼樣
Your friends they're jerks
你的朋友都是損友
And when you act like them, just know it hurts
跟著他們有樣學樣,討厭拉
I wanna be with the one I know
我只想和'你'在一起
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
七大排行榜 第一名討厭的就是
You make me love you
我不能不愛你




It's awkward and it's silent
這是尷尬沉默的時刻
As I wait for you to say
我正等待你說出口
What I need to hear now
我所需要聽到的




Your sincere apology
你真心誠意的道歉
And when you mean it, I'll believe it
你有這個心意 我會相信
If you text it, I'll delete it
如果你是傳簡訊 我會將會它刪除
Let's be clear
說清楚
I'm not coming back
我將不會回來
You're taking 7 steps here
除非你有7大法寶




The 7 things I hate about you
我討厭你的七大排行榜
You're vain, your games, you're insecure
你自大、你裝死、你沒安全感
You love me, you like her
你愛我,你又喜歡他
You make me laugh, you make me cry
你讓我笑 你又讓我哭
I don't know which side to buy
到底要我怎麼樣
Your friends they're jerks
你的朋友都是損友
And when you act like them, just know it hurts
跟著他們有樣學樣,討厭拉
I wanna be with the one I know
我只想和'你'在一起
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
七大排行榜 第一名討厭的就是
You make me love you
我不能不愛你




And compared to all the great things
過去那些美好回憶
That will take to long to write
還要很久很久才說的完
I probably should mention
我想我應該說說
The 7 that I like
我喜歡的七件事


The 7 things I like about you
我喜歡你的七大排行榜
Your hair
你的頭髮
Your eyes
你的眼睛
Your old levi's
你的牛仔褲
When we kiss I memotize
你讓我陶醉的吻
You made me laugh
你讓我哭
You made me cry
你又讓我笑
But I guess that's both I'll have to buy
但我想,我兩種都想要
Your hands in mine
我們十指相扣
When we're in a twine
當我倆守著彼此
Everything's alright
一切都會很好的
I wanna be with the one I know
我只想和'你'在一起
And the 7th thing I like the most that you do oh
七大排行榜,第一名喜歡的是
You make me love you
我不能不愛你




Sha.. Sha.. Sha (You doo ohh


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媽媽的毛!

最後一節課,老師把家庭作業的作文題目
寫在黑板,大近視的小妹急忙抄下,學校就
放學了。
回家作功課時,看到題目是「媽媽的
毛」,這下可難倒小
的小女生了。
小妹絞盡腦汁,寫了兩行:
「媽媽的毛,最長的是頭髮,最短的是睫毛」,
寫不下去,於是跑去問媽媽。
媽媽看到題目嚇了一大跳,馬上打電話找
老師理論,說:
「老師!你有沒有搞錯啊!孩子還這麼
小,怎麼出這種題目?」
老師:「這作文題目有什麼問題嗎?我覺
得小孩子越早寫這種題目越好,讓小朋友早一
點知道感恩啊!」
媽媽:「真的!有沒有搞錯?你這老師是
怎麼當的?」
老師心想,會不會是媽媽不好意思在小孩
面前誇讚自己,才不好意思寫?於是說:
「要是真的不會寫,也可以請她問問爸爸
啊!參考一下他的意見。」
這時媽媽真的氣瘋了,大聲的嚷:
「老師啊!再怎麼樣也不能『媽媽的
毛』這種題目嘛!」
老師嚇了一跳:「我的題目是…………
『媽媽的手』耶!」

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Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee) (Original Video with subtitles) 歌詞 影音 MV



yo listen up


Here's the story about a little guy that lives in a blue world


And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him


Indside and outside


Blue his house with the blue little window and a blue corvette


And everything is blue for him and his-self


And everybody around cuz he ain't got nobody to listen.


I'm blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da d ba dee da ba di da ba dee


Da ba di da ba dee da ba di da (repeat once)






I have a blue house with a blue window


Blue is the color i bought that i wear


Blue are the trees and now the trees are too


I have a girlfriend and she is so blue


Blue are the people here that walk around


Blue like my corvette it's standing outside


Blue are the words are say and what i think


Blue are the feelings that live inside me.


I'm blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da d ba dee da ba di da ba dee


Da ba di da ba dee da ba di da (repeat twice)


Indside and outside


Blue his house with the blue little window and a blue corvette


And everything is blue for him and his-self


And everybody around cuz he ain't got nobody to listen.


I'm blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da


Ba di da ba dee da ba di da (repeat til end)

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范曉萱 - 氧氣(缺氧版) 歌詞 影音 MV





作詞:許常德
作曲:黃怡


沈入越來越深的海底 我開始想念你 我好孤寂
跌進越來越冷的愛裡 我快不能呼吸 我想要你
人活著賴著一口氧氣 氧氣是你


如果你愛我 你會來找我 你會知道我 快不能活
如果你愛我 你會來救我 空氣很稀薄 因為寂寞

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Ricky Martin - She Bangs (English) Lyrics 歌詞 影音 MV



Talk to me, tell me your name
說說話吧﹐告訴我妳的芳名
You blow me off like it's all the same
別不理我﹐把我當做蒼蠅
You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away
妳點了火﹐現在我在滴答滴
Like a bomb... yeah baby
像炸彈... yeah baby
Talk to me, tell me your sign
講講話嘛﹐告訴我你的星座
You're switchin' sides like a Gemini
三心二意﹐妳像極了雙子座
You're playing games, and now you're hittin' my heart
妳耍心機﹐在我胸口狠狠敲擊
Like a drum... yeah baby
像打鼓... yeah baby


Well if Lady Luck gets on my side
要是幸運女神肯稍稍眷顧
We're gonna rock this town alive
我和她就能一同勁暴熱舞
I'll let her rough me up
我願隨便她蹂躪
'Til she knocks me out
直到昏倒才過癮
'Cause she walks like she talks and she talks like she walks
因為她內在外在一樣另人著迷


She bangs, she bangs
她嗆﹐她嗆
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
Oh baby 她只要一動﹐一動
I go crazy
我就要發狂
'Cause she looks like a flower
因為她看似朵花
But she stings like a bee
卻有蜂刺待發
Like every girl in history
由古至今哪個女孩不是這樣
She bangs, she bangs
她嗆﹐她嗆
I'm wasted by the way she moves
她只要一動我就會陣亡
No one ever looked so fine
從來沒人能辣成這樣
She reminds me that a woman's got one thing on her mind
她提醒了我女人心裡只有一事可想


Talk to me, tell me your name
說說話嘛﹐告訴我妳的芳名
I'm just a link in your daisy chain
我只不過又是妳裙下敗將一名
Your rap sounds like a diamond map
你的一切聽來像張鑽石地圖
To the stars... yeah baby
能通往星星... yeah baby
Talk to me, tell me the news
聊聊天啦﹐告訴我妳的八卦
You'll wear me out like a pair of shoes
妳能讓我完全累到趴下
We'll dance until the band goes home
我們可以狂舞直到曲終人散
Then you're gone... yeah baby
而後妳一去不返... yeah baby


Well, if it looks like love should be a crime
好吧假如說愛算是一種犯罪
You’d better lock me up for life
不如直接判我終身監禁還來得乾脆
I'll do the time with a smile on my face
到時我連坐牢都會笑容滿面
Thinkin' of her in her leather and lace
心裡想著念著的都會是她的嫵媚

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Genesis - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight Lyrics 歌詞 影音 MV



I'm coming down, coming down like a monkey, but it's alright
Like a load on your back that you can't see, ooh but it's alright
Try to shake it loose, cut it free, just let it go, get it away from me.


Cos tonight, tonight, tonight - oh, I'm gonna make it right
Tonight, tonight, tonight - oh.


I'm going down, going down, like a monkey, ooh but it's alright
Try to pick yourself up, carry that weight that you can't see,
Don't you know it's alright
It's like a helter skelter, going down and down, round and round
But just get it away from me - oh.


Because tonight, tonight, tonight - oh
We're gonna make it right
Tonight, tonight, tonight - oh.


I got some money in my pocket, about ready to burn
I don't remember where I got it, I gotta get it to you
So please answer the phone, cos I keep calling, but you're never home
What am I gonna do
Tonight, tonight, tonight - oh
I'm gonna make it right
Tonight, tonight, tonight - oh.


You keep telling me I've got everything, you say I've got everything I
want
You keep telling me you're gonna help me, you're gonna help me, but you
don't
But now I'm in too deep
You see it's got me so that I just can't sleep
Oh get me out of here, please get me out of here
Just help me I'll do anything, anything
If you'll just help me get out of here.


I'm coming down, coming down like a monkey, ooh but it's alright
It's like a load on your back that you can't see,
Ooh don't you know that it's alright
Just try to shake it loose, cut it free, let it go
But just get it away from me
Cos tonight, tonight, tonight - oh
Maybe we'll make it right
Tonight, tonight, tonight - oh.


Please get me out of here
Someone get me out of here
Just help me I'll do anything, anything
If you'll just help get me out of here
Tonight - oh, I'm gonna make it right
Tonight, tonight, tonight - oh.


Yes tonight, tonight, tonight - oh,
Yes I'm gonna make it right, tonight, tonight, tonight - oh...

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P!nk - So What Lyrics 中英文歌詞 影音 MV Pink




Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na


I guess I just lost my husband 我剛剛丟了老公
I don't know where he went 不知道他去了哪
So I'm gonna drink my money 我要喝酒賣醉
I'm not gonna pay his rent (nope) 他自己付房租
I've got a brand new attitude, 我有全新想法
And I'm gonna wear it tonight 今晚就要實施
I'm gonna get in trouble 我要惹點麻煩
I wanna start a fight 我就想要打架


Na na na na na
I wanna start a fight 我就想要打架
Na na na na na
I wanna start a fight 我就想要打架


[Chorus]
So,
So what I'm still a rock star 那又怎樣 我仍是搖滾巨星
I got my rock moves 我行為搖滾
And I don't need you 我不需要你
And guess what 你猜怎麼著
I'm havin more fun 我更加快樂
And now that were done 我們已經完了
I'm gona show you tonight 今晚我要展現給你看
I'm alright 我很好
I'm just fine 我沒事
And you're a tool so 你就是我玩具
So what 那又怎麼樣
I am a rock star 我仍是搖滾巨星
I got my rock moves 我行為搖滾
And I don't want you tonight 今晚我不再想你


Unh Check my flow Uohhh 看看我人氣


The waiter just took my table 服務員搶走我桌子
And gave it to Jessica Simps 把它給了潔西卡辛普森
(Shit! )
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy 我想和舞男廝混
At least hell know how to hit 至少我能享受
(Oops)
What if this flops on the radio, 公眾若知道了
Then somebodys gonna die! haha 某人就死翹翹
I'm going to get in trouble, 我要惹點麻煩
My ex will start a fight 我前夫想打架


Na na na na
He's gonna to start a fight 他就想要打架
Na na na na
We're all gonna
To get into a fight 我們準備打架


You weren't fair 你不公平
You never were 從不公平
You want it all but that's not fair 你想佔有一切 太不公平
I gave you life 我把生活給了你
I gave my all 我把自己給了你
You weren't there, you let me fall 你從不在我身邊 你讓我撕心裂肺


No no
No no, I don't want you tonight 今晚我不再想你
You weren't there 你從不在我身邊
I'm gona show you tonight 今晚我要展現給你看
I'm alright 我很好
I'm just fine 我沒事
And you're a tool so 你就是我玩具
So what 那又怎麼樣
I am a rock star 我仍是搖滾巨星
I got my rock moves 我行為搖滾
And I don't want you tonight 今晚我不再想你


Ba da da da pffftt 去你的

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據說這個笑話曾排世界第一

據說這個笑話曾排世界第一:一個美國人在中國一家飯店吃飯。


當侍者端上一盤龍蝦後,美國人問道:「請問你們怎樣處理吃剩的蝦殼?」


「當然是倒掉啦,」侍者道。


「NO!NO!NO!」美國人搖搖頭說,


「在我們美國,吃剩的蝦殼就送進工廠做成蝦餅,然後再賣到你們中國。」


一會兒,侍者又端上了一盤水果,美國人指著其中一個檸檬又問:


「請問你們怎樣處理吃剩的檸檬皮?」「當然是倒掉啦,」侍者道。


「NO!NO!NO!」美國人搖搖頭說,「在我們美國,吃剩的檸檬皮就送進工廠做成果醬,然後再賣到你們中國。」


結帳的時候,美國人一邊嚼著口香糖,一邊笑著問侍者:「請問你們怎樣處理吃剩的口香糖?」


「當然是吐掉啦,」侍者道。「NO!NO!NO!」美國人搖搖頭,得意的說,


「在我們美國,嚼過的口香糖就送進工廠做成套套,然後再賣到你們中國。」


侍者不耐煩的問道:「那你知道在我們中國,如何處理用過的套套嗎?」
「當然是扔掉啦,」美國人道。


侍者搖搖頭說:「NO!NO!NO!…


在我們中國,用過的套套就送進工廠做成口香糖,然後再賣到你們美國。」

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張宇 沒關係 歌詞 影音 MV






作詞:十一郎
:張宇
編曲:Michael Thompson


妳說那個 KAVANA 多麼貼心 多麼懂得讓妳開心
和他一起 永遠都有說不完的話題


還有那個 KOJI 有點神秘 難免對他充滿好奇
那種男人 透露讓人著迷的吸引力


我已經不懂妳 妳還要想什麼刺激
我多問一句 妳就


我說沒關係 真的沒關係 愛跟誰就跟誰
沒關係 墮落沒關係 妳有尋找快樂的權利
沒關係 沉醉沒關係 是我不會說甜蜜語
沒關係 怎樣都沒關係 大不了不要在一起

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山中驚魂

一支探險隊在中迷路了,他們好不容意看到有一戶人家。
隊長想上前問路,就先在壁上的小洞窺視裡面是有人。
剛好有一為赤裸的女子蹲在那裡烤火。
隊長看了大吃一驚,慌慌張張地跑開叫道:天啊!裡面有個滿臉鬍鬚,模樣恐怖的怪人在升火啊!

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太暗了

初為人父的男子,在看過新兒後,怒氣沖沖的責問妻子。
妳看這個孩子向黑人,妳作何解釋?
妻子答道:那是因為你辦事時,都喜歡關電燈啊!

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小明:昨天我做了一個夢耶!
小黑:什麼夢啊?
小明:我夢到了在一個老二拍賣大會,有長的,有粗的,還有以公斤計的。
小黑:有沒有看到我的啊
小明:當然有
小黑:我就知道,沒有我不行
小明:當然啊,拍賣場以你的為標準單位,看長是你的幾倍,寬是你的幾倍, 以此衡量價錢!!

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